THE TWITTER MEME

[illegit]

X In the subject title of your character's thread, include their Twitter username.
X In your thread, make short bite-sized updates about things your character is doing, even if they're really mundane and no one cares. JUST LIKE REAL TWITTER. Feel free to spam your own thread if they would tweet a lot, or spam others if they can't keep themselves under 140 letters.
X Reply to other people's tweets IC with "@username messagewordsetc". Leave your own username in the subject so they don't have to track it down to reply.
X In true Twitter form, IT CAN ONLY BE UP TO 140 CHARACTERS. And, yes, threadjacking is so encouraged.
X RETWEET!!

Comments

@selfreliant

[illegit]

found someone's copy of the anarchist's cookbook under my bed. did not know they made hard copies of the anarchist's cookbook.

Re: @selfreliant

[byfire]

@selfreliant it's not mine. who else r u fuckin


[yes it is.]

Re: @selfreliant

[speakslobster]

@selfreliant

Do you ever want to find another job?

@ltloras

[lieuteknight]

dad just bought us a coat of arms based on the company logo?!

[lieuteknight]

it's supposed to be the flower but it looks like a space monster: http://awoiaf.westeros.org/images/thumb/9/99/House_Tyrell.PNG/250px-House_Tyrell.PNG #cooldad!!

@nymble

[immodest]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4kscm5sLH1rvikgeo1_500.jpg now all I need is a place to wear it and someone to peel it off me.

@alaskanprincess

[fullofsongs]

Audition soon. Ohgod. Totally freaking. I need the role of Cinderella or I'll DIE.

yay!!! you're hereeee /is also ygritte

[oftenandloudly]

@alaskanprincess I'm sure you did wonderful honey.

Re: @alaskanprincess

[fullofsongs]

omg. why does mom have a twitter?

@alaskanprincess

[firstladylion]

You'll do wonderfully!

[illegit]

@alaskanprincess break a leg!

Re: @alaskanprincess

[aroyaldouche]

@alaskanprincess just tell them who your dad is. they won't say no to that

[fullofsongs]

OMG! @wordleader may come over tomorrow! So excited!

@fuckausername

[byfire]

had a run in with the cops again.

[illegit]

@fuckausername what? call me.

@wolfcrows

[dogdreams]

The Iliamna lake monster will rise again! Keep your eyes peeled, you could have the next sighting.

[fullofsongs]

@wolfcrows Iliamna Lake Monster? Do I even want to know?

@catelyn_stark (YES BORING NAME FOR A POLITICIAN'S WIFE)

[oftenandloudly]

Being with family is so rewarding.

Oh god. [/HORRIBLY NEW but I was on ze plurk] @CerseiLannister

[firstladylion]

You do have such a beautiful family.

@goldilocks723

[mothersbeauty]

Yesterday, my dad bought me a touchscreen phone. Today I dropped it in the pool.

[firstladylion]

@GOLDILOCKS723 When was this?

@CerseiLannister

[firstladylion]

Join me in wishing our President a Happy father's day. [Insert link here]

[fullofsongs]

@CerseiLannister #FF

@spain_glesh

[nothernature]

Airports need to man up and carry SPF 100.

@spain_glesh

[nothernature]

...or SPF 15 needs to man up and be SPF 100 in disguise.

@thewarrioress

[dapperest]

did my keys grow legs and walk away while I was asleep?

[nursings]

@thewarrioress get lost somewhere brienne?

@worldleader

[aroyaldouche]

fucking tommen and myrcella got kittens today and i didnt.

Lady needs to get run-over. not kidding.

[fullofsongs]

@worldleader wtf?! you totally deserve a kitten joffrey. Wanna come over and play with Lady? She's better than any kitten.

@stannisbaratheon

[speakslobster]

[ someone's twitter may or may not be handled by a poor intern. ]

Be sure to watch the President’s State of the Union Address!

Re: @stannis

[firstladylion]

@stannis Please ask your boss to answer my emails. Father's Day BBQ. Y/N?

@seashells

[nursings]

so ygritte almost burned down the kitchen again. on another note i get to watch an open-heart surgery. amazing!!!!

[byfire]

@seashells #thethingsyougetexcitedabout

@andhercrew

[coxswain]

I've found men to be equally abrasive online as they are in person.

#unsolicited, dick, pics

[illegit]

@andhercrew are you saying men whip out their dicks at you in real life?