sand in uncomfortable places: the meme

[aroyaldouche]

So you need a vacation. The weather's nice, so why not hit the beach?



So here are the rules:

1. Comment with your character and put their name and canon in the subject line.
2. Do beach stuff with whoever threads with you. Go tanning. Collect seashells. Have a picnic. Swim. Surf. Visit the little resort. Almost drown. Reenact Baywatch. Get stranded at sea in a canoe. Day or night. Do your own thing.
3. There is no need for RNG here, just have fun. :)

Comments

[illegit]

[CLIMBING HUH]

[coxswain]

[ YEP. And just because she's beating you doesn't mean you're allowed to look up her shorts, got it? ]

[illegit]

[please he is way too into it to pay attention to things like butts. did you know he went to alternative school in the mountains for a year? HURRY ASHA HE'S CATCHING UP!]

[coxswain]

[ oh that's cool enough. for a hipster kid. AND LIKE HELL HE IS. ]

[ it's really good she's in reasonably good shape and sure footed, because this is becoming a legit race the closer he is getting, haphazard foot and handholds were a part of the determination to win. but amid sloppy, successful hefts, she does manage to throw back over her shoulder; ]

You're losing, Snow.

[illegit]

Not for long.

[he hoists himself up somewhere near to the left of her feet.]

[coxswain]

[ hey, hey snow. did you ever play theon at air hockey? did you know greyjoys fight dirty? because while she might not be aiming to really do any damage, she's kicking at him. ]

[illegit]

[hey look he has been operating under the impression that asha is less of a total fucking dick than her brother. possibly he just likes her brand of dickery better. either way, he wasn't entirely expecting that, so he makes a bit of a ridiculous noise and shuffles off to the side, laughing.]

Hey!

[coxswain]

[ nope. no. asha has more of a dick than theon, is more cocky than theon, and is possibly the biggest prick this side of the beach. but she's got a better sense of humor, even if the trademark greyjoy smirk is on her face when she looks down. ]

I said you're losing.

[illegit]

[jon may be biased. he doesn't look too terribly put out as he scrambles away out of her reach.]

We'll see.

[coxswain]

[ she laughs, a short tch and a roll of her eyes allowed before she continues climbing upward. ]

I would have made a bet on this race if I'd known it was going to be so easy to win.

[illegit]

[and now he resumes scrambling upwards, albeit a bit diagonally still.]

Maybe next time.

[coxswain]

That'd be taking advantage of you.

[ you know. because she'll always beat you. at everything. or at least she thinks she will. ]

[illegit]

[what if he likes bossy ladies taking advantage of him]

Only if you win.

[coxswain]

[ here jon snow let's be friends. ]

I'm winning. Look -

[ this is her, putting a hand over the edge of the top. ]

[illegit]

Fine. You're winning.

[he hoists himself over the ledge shortly after she does.]

I never should've let them talk me into spending last summer in DC.

[coxswain]

What's wrong with a summer in DC?

[illegit]

Not enough mountains to climb. I'm out of practice.

[coxswain]

I don't exactly climb them every day, Snow, and I still beat you.

[ it's not properly winning if you don't rub it in. ]