sand in uncomfortable places: the meme

[aroyaldouche]

So you need a vacation. The weather's nice, so why not hit the beach?



So here are the rules:

1. Comment with your character and put their name and canon in the subject line.
2. Do beach stuff with whoever threads with you. Go tanning. Collect seashells. Have a picnic. Swim. Surf. Visit the little resort. Almost drown. Reenact Baywatch. Get stranded at sea in a canoe. Day or night. Do your own thing.
3. There is no need for RNG here, just have fun. :)

Comments

[illegit]

[he put on his sunscreen okay! maybe it's time to reapply. his ice cream is cookies and cream and he gives her a goofy smile.]

[mothersbeauty]

[ oh god no, no goofy smiles. they're....just really goofy. ]

That doesn't look very good.

[illegit]

[that is what older brothers do when they are not absolute shit, myrcella. deal with it.]


What, my ice cream?

[mothersbeauty]

[ her older brother spent the entire car ride over convincing her there were sharks in the water. that's why she's over here getting ice cream. ]

Yeah. It doesn't look good.

[illegit]

[he shrugs.]

It's got oreos.

[mothersbeauty]

Oreos are supposed to go with milk. Not in ice cream.

[ her nose wrinkles. awkward goofy smile taken into consideration with the odd ice cream flavor... ]

You're silly.

[illegit]

[omg adorable he laughs.]

Ice cream is made of milk.

[mothersbeauty]

I know that. [ she is so indignant that he might actually believe that gosh. ]

But it's different.

[illegit]

How come?

[mothersbeauty]

It just is. You can't drink ice cream; if you let it melt to drink it, it's just gross. And milk is healthy for you - don't you know this?

[ tmw a ten year old is pretty sure she's smarter than you. ]

[illegit]

[he laughs again.]

What does that have to do with oreos, though?

[mothersbeauty]

Everything.

[ gosh, man, you're just not following her logic. bad show. ]

Strawberry ice cream's better anyway.

[illegit]

[sdgfhgghgh what does he have to do ;o;]

It's too sweet for me.

[mothersbeauty]

[ try that 'are you smarter than a fifth grader' show. ]

There's chocolate, too. That one's pretty good.

[illegit]

I like chocolate.

[finally common ground.]

[mothersbeauty]

You should have gotten chocolate, then. Duh.

[illegit]

I wanted cookies and cream!

[SO JUDGEMENTAL MYRCELLA]

[mothersbeauty]

But that's grooooooss.

[ sticking her tongue out. ]

[illegit]

[he shrugs.]

I like it.

[mothersbeauty]

Then you're gross.

[ she shrugs. ]